Saturday, 27 June 2009

St Ives September Festival - Arts Programme


My sources tell me that a veil of secrecy has been drawn over the St Ives September Festival Arts Programme - due to be published in a week or two.

It is alleged that committee members and others have been warned that all information is "confidential" until officially released.

What is going on ?

Has booking Michael Jackson for a talk at The Arts Club forced a hurried last minute rescheduling ?

Are secret late negotiations taking place with Damien Hirst - to have Bob Devereux sliced in half, pickled and displayed in a glass cabinet as a warning to others ?

Only The Committee knows.

We humble peasants wait upon your pleasure.

'Tis all for The Greater Good.

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