Tuesday, 3 February 2009

St Ives Cornwall - Goodbye Woolworths 3

Some small pleasures that you can no longer enjoy legally in St Ives:

A pint and a fag in the pub
(ok you can have the pint - but PLEASE enjoy responsibly!).
A glass of wine on a warm summer evening outside the theatre.
Sitting round a campfire on Porthmeor Beach.
Lazing on the grass in the sub-tropical gardens.
Playing footie with the kids in the sub-tropical gardens.
Pick 'n Mix (not yet actually illegal but its only a matter of time).


No Smoking!



No Drinking!



No Fires!



Keep Off!



No Ball Games!



No Woollies!



What Next! (picture courtesy of The Bridlington Penguin)

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2 comments:

  1. Having reviewed the wording on the sign - under Bridlington Council rules - presumably:

    Shagging or dogging is permitted as long as it does not involve use of a vehicle and you have displayed a ticket.

    Shagging or dogging is permitted in other Bridlington parking areas.

    The ticket machine has been programmed to offer the following:
    Parking 1 hour £1.00
    Parking 2 hours £2.00
    Shagging £3.50
    Dogging £5.00
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  2. Shagging £3.50
    Dogging £5.00

    Lol
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