A pint and a fag in the pub
(ok you can have the pint - but PLEASE enjoy responsibly!).
A glass of wine on a warm summer evening outside the theatre.
Sitting round a campfire on Porthmeor Beach.
Lazing on the grass in the sub-tropical gardens.
Playing footie with the kids in the sub-tropical gardens.
Pick 'n Mix (not yet actually illegal but its only a matter of time).
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No Smoking!
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No Drinking!
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bxE-aDQQNto/SYhJ1D1l9UI/AAAAAAAAAlE/pI-rxNYhZWE/s320/NoFires1-900.jpg)
No Fires!
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bxE-aDQQNto/SYhLHmE4EYI/AAAAAAAAAlM/T7H1sBuahwc/s320/KeepOffGrass1-900.jpg)
Keep Off!
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bxE-aDQQNto/SYhMHVtNDDI/AAAAAAAAAlc/qGSl_WNyLEc/s320/NoBallGames1-900.jpg)
No Ball Games!
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bxE-aDQQNto/SYhOK2bw5FI/AAAAAAAAAlk/zS8ZZ5eKPK0/s320/NoWoollies1-900.jpg)
No Woollies!
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What Next! (picture courtesy of The Bridlington Penguin)
Having reviewed the wording on the sign - under Bridlington Council rules - presumably:
ReplyDeleteShagging or dogging is permitted as long as it does not involve use of a vehicle and you have displayed a ticket.
Shagging or dogging is permitted in other Bridlington parking areas.
The ticket machine has been programmed to offer the following:
Parking 1 hour £1.00
Parking 2 hours £2.00
Shagging £3.50
Dogging £5.00
Shagging £3.50
ReplyDeleteDogging £5.00
Lol