A pint and a fag in the pub
(ok you can have the pint - but PLEASE enjoy responsibly!).
A glass of wine on a warm summer evening outside the theatre.
Sitting round a campfire on Porthmeor Beach.
Lazing on the grass in the sub-tropical gardens.
Playing footie with the kids in the sub-tropical gardens.
Pick 'n Mix (not yet actually illegal but its only a matter of time).
No Smoking!
No Drinking!
No Fires!
Keep Off!
No Ball Games!
No Woollies!
What Next! (picture courtesy of The Bridlington Penguin)
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Having reviewed the wording on the sign - under Bridlington Council rules - presumably:
Shagging or dogging is permitted as long as it does not involve use of a vehicle and you have displayed a ticket.
Shagging or dogging is permitted in other Bridlington parking areas.
The ticket machine has been programmed to offer the following:
Parking 1 hour £1.00
Parking 2 hours £2.00
Shagging £3.50
Dogging £5.00
Shagging £3.50
Dogging £5.00
Lol
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